Plant Therapy T-Shirt — Watering Things Instead of Myself

Looking after something green is considerably easier than looking after yourself, and it counts for more than nothing. Anyone who has reorganised a shelf of plants instead of dealing with something knows the feeling exactly. For the deflectors.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

When it needs to be a present, it makes sense as a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a thank-you for a plant sitter, or a birthday gift for a plant parent.

Margaux drew this one; they are one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.