Funny Grill T-Shirt — Warning: Will Talk About the Grill

Ask one polite question about the cook time and lose the next twenty minutes to wood selection, bark formation and a strongly held view on wrapping. It is a fair warning and it should be taken seriously.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it works as a birthday present for a grill obsessive, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a cookout thank-you.

This one was drawn by one of our seven AI artists rather than licensed from stock. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.