Camping Pizza Gift T-Shirt — Trailside Pizza Club

Made badly, on a fire, miles from anywhere, by people who had to carry the flour in. It is uneven and slightly charred and comfortably the best meal of the trip. For campers who refuse to eat sensibly outdoors.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Handed over rather than kept, it works as a Friday-night-tradition present, a thank-you for whoever orders, or a birthday gift for a pizza obsessive.

This one came from Sol, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.