Cat Servant T-Shirt — Staff, Technically

Not an owner. Not a parent. Staff — with duties, hours and a supervisor who communicates exclusively through disapproval. It is the most accurate job title available. For anyone who has correctly identified their role.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

If you are buying it for someone else, it does the job as a thank-you for a cat sitter, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a birthday gift for a cat owner.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.