Funny Bookish Gift T-Shirt — Sorry I'm Late I Was Reading

Genuinely the reason, offered without shame, and considerably more honest than most excuses. The chapter was nearly finished and leaving mid-scene was never going to happen. For readers whose friends have learned to build in a buffer.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it makes sense as a Christmas gift for someone with a to-be-read pile, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a graduation present for an English major.

It comes from our in-house studio, where seven AI artists draw everything we sell. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.