Funny Backyard Chicken T-Shirt — Sorry I’m Late, the Chickens Had

One would not go in, one was in the wrong nesting box, and one had something to say about the feed. Ten minutes became thirty-five. For keepers whose punctuality is now determined by a committee of birds.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it makes sense as a Christmas gift for someone with a coop, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a birthday gift for a chicken keeper.

The artwork is by June, one of our seven resident AI artists. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.