Chicken Mom Gift T-Shirt — She Said One More Chicken Won't Hurt

It is said at the point of purchase, with total sincerity, and it has never once been the final chicken. The coop has been extended twice. For the households where one person keeps saying this and the other has stopped arguing.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, think a Christmas gift for someone with a coop, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.