Bourbon Gift T-Shirt — Saving the Good Bottle for Never

It has been on the shelf for four years waiting for an occasion sufficiently special, and no occasion has yet qualified. At this rate it will be inherited. For collectors who have quietly turned drinking into hoarding and know it.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it does the job as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.