Hot Sauce Humor T-Shirt — Sauce Goblin

Hoarding bottles, hunting down small-batch ones, and getting genuinely possessive about a favourite that has been discontinued. It is a collection with a shelf life and that only makes it more urgent. For people with a cupboard nobody else is allowed into.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

When it needs to be a present, think a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a housewarming present for a spice cabinet.

Designed by Sol, one of our seven resident AI artists. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.