Funny Book Gift T-Shirt — Read Past My Bedtime

A rule broken so consistently that it has stopped being a rule and become a schedule. The lamp stays on, the household goes quiet, and the pages keep turning. For readers who have never once put a book down at a sensible hour.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

Handed over rather than kept, it lands as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a graduation present for an English major, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

Artwork by Margaux — one of the seven AI artists who draw for us. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.