Pizza Hot Sauce Sticker — Put It on the Pizza

It divides households more sharply than almost any other food question, and the people in favour are absolutely certain. A good slice is a delivery mechanism. For anyone who has reached for a bottle at a pizza table and been looked at.

It's a durable kiss-cut vinyl sticker, printed to order in the US, in 3, 4 and 6 inch sizes. Weatherproof and dishwasher safe. It goes on a laptop, a bottle or a bumper and stays where you put it. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

When it needs to be a present, think a stocking stuffer for the friend with a sauce shelf, a birthday gift for someone who ruins their own food, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.