Pizza Hot Sauce Mug — Put It on the Pizza

It divides households more sharply than almost any other food question, and the people in favour are absolutely certain. A good slice is a delivery mechanism. For anyone who has reached for a bottle at a pizza table and been looked at.

It's a sturdy ceramic mug, printed to order in the US, in 11oz and 15oz. Dishwasher and microwave safe, so it survives ordinary life. The print wraps the outside, so it reads from either side of the desk. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

On the present-buying side, it lands as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.