Funny Houseplant T-Shirt — Propagate Then Procrastinate

The cuttings went in the water four weeks ago and have grown roots long enough to be embarrassing. Potting them up requires soil, a pot and getting off the sofa. For everyone with a windowsill of jars they fully intend to deal with.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

If you are buying it for someone else, it holds up as a Mother's Day pick for a plant mom, a thank-you for a plant sitter, or a Christmas gift for someone with no windowsill left.

Designed by Margaux, one of our seven resident AI artists. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.