Funny Cat Dad T-Shirt — Professional Servant to a 9-Lb Tyrant

Small, entirely dependent, completely in charge. The weight-to-authority ratio is unlike anything else in nature and the staff have long since stopped questioning it or expecting it to change. For people who know exactly which one of them in this arrangement is the employed party.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it does the job as a thank-you for a cat sitter, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a Christmas gift for the friend whose cat runs the house.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.