Dog Dad Gift T-Shirt — Professional Ball Thrower

It is a full-time position with no breaks, no notice period and a supervisor who communicates entirely by staring. The moment the arm stops, the complaints begin. For anyone whose shoulder has a repetitive strain injury from a tennis ball.

It prints in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed drape. XS to 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

On the present-buying side, it works as a new-puppy congratulations, a thank-you for whoever watches your dog, or a Father's Day gift for a dog dad.

This one was drawn by one of our seven AI artists rather than licensed from stock. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.