Powerlifting T-Shirt — Powerlifter Hardcore

Three lifts, one attempt each that matters, and a sport where the only opponent is a number written down weeks ago. No crowd work, no style points. For the people who spend months of training to produce about fifteen seconds of total output and consider that a completely reasonable trade.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

When it needs to be a present, it makes sense as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.