Plant Dad T-Shirt — Forty Dependants, No Bedtimes

It comes with responsibilities, a schedule and a genuine sense of loss when one does not make it. The rewards are quiet — a new leaf, a successful cutting, something flowering for the first time in two years. For anyone who takes it seriously.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

If you are buying it for someone else, it works as a thank-you for a plant sitter, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a birthday gift for a plant parent.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.