Plant Collector T-Shirt — Plant Hoarder, Certified

There is no certificate and no governing body, but everyone in the house agrees the qualification has been earned. Rooms are now chosen by light levels. For anyone who has run out of places and kept buying regardless.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

Handed over rather than kept, the obvious angles are a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a birthday gift for a plant parent.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.