Funny Camping T-Shirt — Percolate Before People

The order of operations at a campsite is fixed and non-negotiable. Coffee happens, then the tent gets addressed, then conversation becomes available to anybody nearby. Anyone who tries a different sequence learns the lesson quickly and only needs to learn it once.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

Handed over rather than kept, it holds up as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a Father's Day pick, or a first-trip present.

Illustrated by Sol, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.