Trades Gift T-Shirt — Payday's Friday, Don't Bite Your Nails

An old shop line about waiting for the invoice to clear, passed down between people who have all had a slow month. It is reassurance disguised as a joke. For anyone who has counted the days more than once.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If you are buying it for someone else, the obvious angles are a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a Christmas gift for the crew, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.