Funny Office T-Shirt — Out of Office, Out of Patience
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The auto-reply is on and so is a general unwillingness to be reasonable about anything for the next fortnight. Both were overdue. For anyone in the last week before a holiday they badly need.
The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.
On the present-buying side, it covers a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.
Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.
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