Funny Mom T-Shirt — One More Snack and I'm Leaving

Dinner was twenty minutes ago. Dinner was refused. The request currently on the table is for a completely different food that will also be refused. The threat gets made roughly once a week and has never once been acted on. For parents at the exact limit of the negotiation and entirely aware they are not going anywhere.

It prints in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed drape. XS to 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it makes sense as a family reunion set, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a birthday present.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.