Funny Plant Mom T-Shirt — One More Plant Won't Hurt

Said in a garden centre car park, holding something that will not fit in the house, for approximately the fortieth time this year. The statement has never once been true and it works every time. For collectors with no remaining shelf space.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it lands as a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a birthday gift for a plant parent, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.