Bookish T-Shirt — One More Chapter

Two words that mean roughly ninety minutes. The bookmark has been moved optimistically four times and is now well past where it was supposed to stop. For anyone whose bedtime is decided by a plot rather than a clock.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

On the present-buying side, it works as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.