Funny Cycling T-Shirt — N+1 Bikes Is the Correct Number

Where N is however many you currently own. The formula holds at every value, which is what makes it both a joke and a genuine long-term financial risk. For cyclists whose garage has quietly become the most valuable room in the house and who have stopped mentioning the total out loud.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

On the present-buying side, it holds up as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a birthday gift for a lifting partner.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.