Running Humor T-Shirt — My Watch Didn't Catch It, It Didn't Happen

Nine miles in perfect conditions, a negative split, the best effort in weeks — and the GPS dropped somewhere under a bridge. As far as the record is concerned, none of it occurred. For every runner who has genuinely considered running the last stretch again just to make the data agree with reality.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it holds up as a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a first-meet congratulations, or a birthday gift for a lifting partner.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.