Emotional Support Dog T-Shirt — My Therapist Has a Wet Nose

No appointments, no invoice, and a rate of attendance no professional could match. It is a joke that stops being funny about halfway through, in the good way. For anyone who has genuinely been held together by an animal that has no idea it is doing it.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it lands as a new-puppy congratulations, a thank-you for whoever watches your dog, or a gotcha-day present for a rescue.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.