Funny Dog Lover T-Shirt — My Therapist Has a Wet Nose

No appointments, no invoice, and a rate of attendance no professional could match. It is a joke that stops being funny about halfway through, in the good way. For anyone who has genuinely been held together by an animal that has no idea it is doing it.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

When it needs to be a present, it does the job as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a new-puppy congratulations, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.