Mom Humor T-Shirt — My Patience Expired in 2019

It did not run out gradually. There was a specific year, and everyone who lived through it knows exactly which one. Whatever is operating now is a convincing imitation held together by routine. For anyone running on expired stock.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Handed over rather than kept, it makes sense as a birthday present, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.