Funny Mom Sticker — My Patience Expired in 2019

There was a specific year in which it ran out, and everybody who lived through that stretch knows exactly which one. What has been operating since is a convincing imitation held together by routine and caffeine. For anyone running on stock that expired some time ago.

A kiss-cut vinyl sticker built to survive outdoors, printed in the US on demand. 3, 4 and 6 inches, weatherproof and dishwasher safe. It survives a dishwasher cycle, which most stickers very much do not. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, the obvious angles are a Mother's Day gift, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a just-because gift for a friend who needs one.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.