Tired Mom Gift Hat — My Patience Expired in 2019

There was a specific year in which it ran out, and everybody who lived through that stretch knows exactly which one. What has been operating since is a convincing imitation held together by routine and caffeine. For anyone running on stock that expired some time ago.

Printed to order in the US on a foam trucker hat. One size fits most, and it comes in a handful of colors. The mesh back keeps it cooler than a solid cap on a warm day. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

If it is going in a gift bag, it covers a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.