Plant Parent Mug — My Kids Are Photosynthetic
Plant Parent Mug — My Kids Are Photosynthetic
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They do not talk back, they do not need collecting from anywhere, and the worst that happens is a dropped leaf. It is parenting with vastly better terms and conditions. For the people who answer the children question this way and enjoy the pause afterwards.
A heavy ceramic mug in 11oz or 15oz, printed in the US after you order. Dishwasher and microwave safe. It holds a proper amount of coffee, which is the only specification that really matters. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.
Handed over rather than kept, it makes sense as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.
The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.
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