Runner Gift T-Shirt — Miles Before Mentions

Phone face down, notifications unread, nothing to react to for the next forty minutes. The internet is a machine for making you available and a run is one of the few things that legitimately makes you unreachable. For runners who treat that as the actual point.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Bought for somebody else, it works as a New Year present, a Christmas gift for someone with a home rack, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

The design is Reggie's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.