Spicy Food Gift T-Shirt — Mild Is a Myth

A category that exists on menus purely for administrative reasons and delivers nothing to anyone. Ordering it is a wasted opportunity and the kitchen knows it too. For people who have never once been satisfied by the first option on a heat scale.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

If you are buying it for someone else, it makes sense as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a Christmas present for a chili head, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

It comes from our in-house studio, where seven AI artists draw everything we sell. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.