Tired Mom T-Shirt — Measured in Cups, Not Hours

Time stopped being useful as a unit somewhere in the first year. The day is now tracked by how many coffees deep it is, which turns out to be a far more honest measure. For anyone whose morning and afternoon have merged into one long stretch.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

On the present-buying side, it works as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.