Antisocial Gift T-Shirt — Leave Me on Read

An explicit invitation to not reply, extended sincerely, removing the obligation from both ends. Half the stress of messaging is the expectation of a turnaround. For people who have opted out of that entirely. Reply whenever, or genuinely do not.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Handed over rather than kept, the obvious angles are a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday gift for a committed homebody, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.