Funny Cozy T-Shirt — Leave Me on Read

An explicit invitation to not reply, extended sincerely, removing the obligation from both ends. Half the stress of messaging is the expectation of a turnaround. For people who have opted out of that entirely. Reply whenever, or genuinely do not.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

Handed over rather than kept, it covers a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.