Funny Reading T-Shirt — Just One More Chapter Was the Lie

It was never true, not once, and everybody involved knew it at the time. The self-deception is part of the ritual. For readers who have made this promise to a partner, a clock and themselves and broken it in all three directions.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

On the present-buying side, it holds up as a graduation present for an English major, a book club present, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

Margaux drew this one; they are one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.