Funny Hen Gift T-Shirt — Just Here for the Chickens

At the fair, at the farm shop, at somebody else's smallholding — the conversation is polite and brief and everybody knows where this person is headed. For anyone who has ever excused themselves to go and look at birds.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

On the present-buying side, the obvious angles are a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a birthday gift for a chicken keeper.

The artwork is by June, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.