Funny Respiratory Therapist T-Shirt — Just Breathe Is Not a Plan

Excellent advice for a stressful afternoon and completely useless as a clinical intervention. Anyone who works an airway for a living has a specific reaction to hearing it. For the professionals who need a bit more than that.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If you are buying it for someone else, it works as a first-job congratulations, a birthday present for a senior, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

The design is Hank's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.