Sourdough Humor T-Shirt — It's Not Bread It's a Relationship

It needs feeding, it responds badly to neglect, it has moods, and going away for a week requires arrangements. Nobody warns you that the hobby comes with a dependant. For anyone who has asked a neighbour to look after a jar.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If it is going in a gift bag, it works as a housewarming present, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a dinner party thank-you.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.