Rt Life T-Shirt — Inhale the Good Vibes Exhale the Nonsense

A wellness slogan repurposed by people who work with actual lungs, which makes it considerably funnier. The advice is sound in both readings. For respiratory staff who have heard every breathing metaphor and made their own.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

If it is going in a gift bag, it does the job as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a signing-day present.

The artwork is by Hank, one of our seven resident AI artists. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.