Pizza Gift T-Shirt — In Crust We Trust

A motto with the confidence of something stamped on currency and roughly the same level of national feeling behind it. Nobody says it entirely seriously and everybody means it. For people who take their base seriously.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

If you are buying it for someone else, it works as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

Designed by Sol, one of our seven resident AI artists. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.