Burnout Gift T-Shirt — I Watered Everybody but Myself

Everyone else got checked on, fed, listened to and looked after. The person doing the checking has been running on nothing since about Tuesday. It is a gardening metaphor that stops being a metaphor immediately. For anyone who recognises themselves in it.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If it is going in a gift bag, it does the job as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

The design is Margaux's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.