Dog Lover Humor T-Shirt — I Sat Where the Dog Allowed

The sofa has a seating plan and it was not drawn up by anyone paying the mortgage. Whichever cushion is free is the correct cushion. For people who have taken the arm of their own furniture rather than disturb something that was there first.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it holds up as a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

This one came from June, one of our seven resident AI artists. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.