Kindergarten Teacher T-Shirt — I Run on Coffee and Tiny Questions

The questions arrive from nowhere, at volume, and about a third of them are genuinely unanswerable. Why is the sky. Where does the water go. Is my hamster in space now. The coffee is what makes the answers possible. For teachers of the very small.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

Handed over rather than kept, it makes sense as a Christmas gift from the class, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

This one came from June, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.