Kindergarten Teacher Sticker — I Run on Coffee and Tiny Questions

The questions arrive from nowhere, at volume, and about a third of them are genuinely unanswerable. Why is the sky. Where does the water go. Is my hamster in space now. The coffee is what makes the answers possible. For teachers of the very small.

Printed to order in the US on durable kiss-cut vinyl, in 3, 4 or 6 inches. Weatherproof and dishwasher safe. It survives a dishwasher cycle, which most stickers very much do not. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

When it needs to be a present, it covers an end-of-year thank-you, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a back-to-school present.

Designed by June, one of our seven resident AI artists. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.