Kindergarten Teacher Mug — I Run on Coffee and Tiny Questions

The questions arrive from nowhere, at volume, and about a third of them are genuinely unanswerable. Why is the sky. Where does the water go. Is my hamster in space now. The coffee is what makes the answers possible. For teachers of the very small.

Printed on demand in the US on a solid ceramic mug, available in 11oz and 15oz. Both sizes are dishwasher and microwave safe. It is a mug you can put in the dishwasher without thinking about it. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, think a Christmas gift from the class, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a back-to-school present.

Drawn by June, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.