Plant Humor T-Shirt — I Murdered a Fern, We Don't Talk About It

It went brown from the bottom up over about three weeks and every intervention made it worse. The pot has been reused. The incident is closed. For plant people carrying at least one loss they would rather not discuss in detail.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

When it needs to be a present, it works as a thank-you for a plant sitter, a Christmas gift for someone with no windowsill left, or a Mother's Day pick for a plant mom.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.