Cat Dad T-Shirt — I Just Pay the Cat Rent

The mortgage is in a human's name and the territory is very clearly somebody else's. The arrangement is more of a tenancy than an ownership, and the terms were never up for discussion. For anyone who has understood their actual position.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If you are buying it for someone else, think a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a Father's Day pick for a cat dad, or a just-because gift for a friend who needs one.

This one came from Margaux, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.